Score: 6

"Hmm"

submission: Schwarzkäppchen

date: September 3, 2007

I disagree with the previous reviewer on all points but those concerning the gameplay (and the positive stuff).

As much as I like the fancy outfit, the game's just too simple, since she takes up about half the screen. I'm glad to hear a controls-fixed version has been submitted. Thanks -- I'll have to check it out again.

I liked the intro, but the game needs some creepy ambience, or maybe an adrenaline soaked vengeance ballad -- just so long as it doesn't drown out the sound effects.

Score: 2

"why do you bother?"

submission: D4ilytoon # 326

date: August 22, 2007

I laughed a bit when the garbage cannon did "9999" damage to the Earth. I approve of that toon/author, for submitting something that at least some people could find entertaining.

Otherwise, dailytoons reminds me very much of a garbage cannon.

And of course I'm going to catch flak from plenty of you masochistic boneheads for it. "Make your own flash!" You (most of all HUNDRED AND SOME of "you") totally miss the point, just like you've missed the point of flash animation.

Score: 3

"come on!"

submission: Wii Pain

date: August 21, 2007

I was really hoping for something funny out of this. I mean, the weebles flash -- that was ingenius, especially since your characters look like weebles. I guess. Anyway I laughed at that one.

What if the remote lodged in his eye, and the guy ran out and took it back, and the optic nerve was tangled up in the strap and got yanked entirely from the socket? Maybe along with a few lobes of the guy's brain? Or the thing went flying and knocked a baby carraige into the street?

Score: 10

"lmfao"

submission: Weebles

date: August 21, 2007

It's likely only parents will understand this flash.

Or: people who own a TV, radio, PO box, or eyes.

Score: 10

"What the hell..."

submission: EGOT

date: August 21, 2007

What the hell is wrong with people here?! Rats on Coke (yeah, my favorite flashes ever too) has almost 30,000 views, but EGOT and the others are rotting along with under 2,000?

Well, it's your own fault if you don't watch this toon...

Score: 10

"Excellent"

submission: Cumbersnatch

date: August 21, 2007

If only it was so simple in reality, she'd have finished me off right then rather than left me as her half-dead slave.

We should go kill prostitutes and eat their skulls sometime.

Score: 10

"perfect"

submission: Sanity is for the Weak

date: August 20, 2007

Fourth time over finally did it. I'm done watching it now.

That was fine just as it was.

Score: 5

"Joke's on us"

submission: [cc] 18 dummy

date: August 12, 2007

Spoiler warning.

Very nice lure. Excessive and Explicit Everything. That makes it hilarious on principle.

Score: 10

"lmao"

submission: Random shitty movies

date: August 12, 2007

sequel?

Score: 0

"I like movies with no storylines"

submission: Obsidian Eclipse

date: August 11, 2007

I challenge anyone to make a more fitting video to that bit of sound.

The ending was exhilarating.

Fifteen stars.