Score: 2

"I got the high score!"

submission: [KK] :# The Game

date: March 26, 2008

My favorite part was when I realized I could double-jump. ... Or maybe it was when the wave of smileys went by, and a little icon spazzed out in the corner. I think those might tie with when I got to the end though, so I guess it was ALL great.

Then I turned on my speakers, and realized this was not a short flash game pioneering the no-joke joke with a refutation of assembly-line electronic entertainment tucked between the lines, but another shipment of music piped through newgrounds by a smuggling ring.

Dang.

Score: 2

"why do you bother?"

submission: D4ilytoon # 326

date: August 22, 2007

I laughed a bit when the garbage cannon did "9999" damage to the Earth. I approve of that toon/author, for submitting something that at least some people could find entertaining.

Otherwise, dailytoons reminds me very much of a garbage cannon.

And of course I'm going to catch flak from plenty of you masochistic boneheads for it. "Make your own flash!" You (most of all HUNDRED AND SOME of "you") totally miss the point, just like you've missed the point of flash animation.

Score: 10

"lmao"

submission: Random shitty movies

date: August 12, 2007

sequel?

Score: 8

"§%u040F%u043C%u043C%u03BB%u0158%u0177%u0385%u2192"

submission: Catch with Junior

date: August 11, 2007

I like this!

I couldn't hear the voices very well, but that's okay. Also, the distorted text that appears for a few frames near the start might need a little spell-checking, but I doubt many people click through all the flashes they watch frame-by-frame.

Keep 'em coming please. Are you the next David Firth...?

Score: 10

"Give us more."

submission: =Quadrobarrel Defence=

date: February 24, 2007

I made this account just to let you know how much ass you kick. An ass thiiiiis big! :D

I want more. It only took me about ten hours to do "everything" (I didn't fiddle with Construct Mode much), and half of it was spent achieving a score of 80k on Survival. So here's the plan, if you like it..

More levels. Make the music louder, it really gets drowned out, and it's a great little ditty, still good for frenzied clicking after all these hours (no credits on it -- who...?). Maybe a bigger playing field or some terrain changes. (plot/logic conflict, but who cares, it would be fun.)

How about fending off invading armies piling out of huge carriers? It wouldn't be as lame as a "boss" enemy, and the idea could go further... Don't change the turret speed variables or laser sight, those were the icing on the cake. More potential customization in upgrades would be nice...

Pick-ups in Survival Mode were hellishly fiddly. Sorry, but that's got to be pointed out. Aiming the antimatter cannon was nothing compared to trying to grab ammo in time to avoid a 30th restart while on my way to 60k score. Survival Mode is awesome fun, but I spend a large portion of it re-planting my mines to start over. Some more ammo per pick-up and a longer game plan on that mode would be interesting -- the antimatter weapon was wholly useless there unless one shot was saved so that it could be used with the infinite ammo powerups, and too often they were only good for one second (?!) which results most often in a complete loss.

So I don't know crap about ... whatever, but all I want is more of this specific game, so I'll even volunteer to help. I'll do yer laundry and dishes or something.